How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
