check it out our google latitudes are spooning
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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