You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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