I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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