everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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