are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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