i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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