OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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