you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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