Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
How external is "for external use only"?
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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