He told me they were just razor bumps!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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