it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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