i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
if i died would you start the facebook group?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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