I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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