38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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