haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
