My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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