We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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