You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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