I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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