I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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