Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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