Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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