I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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