Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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