i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
