She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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