Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
honey bunches of taint.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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