i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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