i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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