MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I am never drinking with the goths again.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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