NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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