: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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