My first STD was from a foam party
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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