dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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