Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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