Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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