i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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