You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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