some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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