but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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