I'm really into asian looking animals
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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