We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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