I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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