Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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