So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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