so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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