help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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