whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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