how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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