"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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