what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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