Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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