she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
We're too hungover to prance.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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