Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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