Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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